Ultimate Word Salad Generator v3.5.0 Complete 🥗

⚖️ Metric Weights (Controls emphasis in final score)

• RD Weight - Recursion Depth: How much self-referential loops matter (e.g., "the impact of that impact")
• AD Weight - Abstraction Density: Importance of jargon percentage (synergy, paradigm, ecosystem)
• VMQ Weight - Virtue-Mash Quotient: Value of compound virtue terms (equity-driven-innovation)
• CCPS Weight - Circle-Close Pivot Score: How much the ending should mirror the beginning
• LMC Weight - Linguistic Möbius Coefficient: Emphasis on self-inversions and paradoxes (default 2x)

🎭 Rhetorical Devices (Stylistic enhancements)

• Epizeuxis - Repetition for emphasis: "synergy, synergy, synergy"
• Antimetabole - Reversal structure: "impact of innovation and innovation of impact"
• Tricolon - Rule of Three: "the X of yesterday, today, and tomorrow"
• Metaphor Collisions - Absurd mixed metaphors: "the soufflé of strategy rises in the oven of opportunity"
• Parenthetical Self-Ref - Nested asides: "We must (which is to say, we must) proceed"
• Alliterative Amplification - Same-letter sequences: "synchronize synergistically"
• Malapropisms - Intentional word manglings: "manifestation" → "manifestastation"
• Portmanteaus - Word blending: "synergy" + "energy" = "synernergy"

⚙️ Advanced Options

• Seeded Randomness - Makes output reproducible with a seed number (share seeds to recreate exact salads)
• Markov Varnish - Applies probabilistic smoothing for more natural-sounding transitions between phrases

Pro Tip: Higher weights (2.0) double that metric's importance. Lower weights (0.5) reduce it. Mix devices for maximum obfuscation!